If I was stranded on a desert player with nothing but a CD player at hand, these will be the hundred CDs I will take.

  1. Live at the Apollo (James Brown)
  2. Bitter Tears: The Ballads of an American Indian (Johnny Cash)
  3. Presenting the Fabulous Ronettes featuring Veronica
  4. Going to a Go-Go (Smokey Robinson and the Miracles)
  5. Here are the Sonics
  6. Tempting Temptations
  7. Animalism (The Animals)
  8. Blonde on Blonde (Bob Dylan)
  9. Face to Face (The Kinks)
  10. Are You Experienced? (The Jimi Hendrix Experience)
  11. Disraeli Gears (Cream)
  12. The Doors
  13. Reach Out (Four Tops)
  14. Surrealistic Pillow (Jefferson Airplane)
  15. We’re Only In It for the Money (Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention)
  16. Abbey Road (The Beatles)
  17. The Band
  18. Green River (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
  19. In the Court of the Crimson King (King Crimson)
  20. Bridge Over Troubled Water (Simon & Garfunkel)
  21. Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs (Derek and the Dominos)
  22. Paranoid (Black Sabbath)
  23. A Nod is as Good as a Wink…to a Blind Horse (Faces)
  24. Straight Up (Badfinger)
  25. Who’s Next (The Who)
  26. All the Young Dudes (Mott the Hoople)
  27. Eat a Peach (The Allman Brothers Band)
  28. Exile on Main St. (The Rolling Stones)
  29. The Slider (T. Rex)
  30. The Dark Side of the Moon (Pink Floyd)
  31. Houses of the Holy (Led Zeppelin)
  32. Raw Power (Iggy Pop and the Stooges)
  33. Tres Hombres (ZZ Top)
  34. Hair of the Dog (Nazareth)
  35. Tasty (Good Rats)
  36. Captain Fantastic and the Dirt Brown Cowboy (Elton John)
  37. Malpractice (Dr. Feelgood)
  38. Jailbreak (Thin Lizzy)
  39. A New World Record (Electric Light Orchestra)
  40. Night Moves (Bob Seger)
  41. Rocks (Aerosmith)
  42. Bat Out of Hell (Meat Loaf)
  43. The Clash
  44. Never Mind the Bullocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols
  45. Rocket to Russia (The Ramones)
  46. Darkness on the Edge of Town (Bruce Springsteen)
  47. Off the Wall (Michael Jackson)
  48. Van Halen II
  49. Back in Black (AC/DC)
  50. Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables (Dead Kennedys)
  51. The Game (Queen)
  52. Seconds of Pleasure (Rockpile)
  53. Sound Affects (The Jam)
  54. Damaged (Black Flag)
  55. Moving Pictures (Rush)
  56. Number of the Beast (Iron Maiden)
  57. Pyromania (Def Leppard)
  58. Purple Rain (Prince and the Revolution)
  59. Reckoning (R.E.M.)
  60. Zen Arcade (Husker Du)
  61. Reign in Blood (Slayer)
  62. Tim (The Replacements)
  63. Different Light (The Bangles)
  64. Raising Hell (Run-DMC)
  65. The Queen is Dead (The Smiths)
  66. Sister (Sonic Youth)
  67. You’re Living All Over Me (Dinosaur, Jr.)
  68. …And Justice For All (Metallica)
  69. It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back (Public Enemy)
  70. New Jersey (Bon Jovi)
  71. As Nasty As They Want to Be (2 Live Crew)
  72. Dr. Feelgood (Motley Crue)
  73. Full Moon Fever (Tom Petty)
  74. The Stone Roses
  75. Straight Outta Compton (N.W.A.)
  76. Pills N’ Thrills and Bellyaches (Happy Mondays)
  77. Rust in Peace (Megadeth)
  78. Violator (Depeche Mode)
  79. Achtung, Baby (U2)
  80. Screamadelica (Primal Scream)
  81. Use Your Illusion (Guns N’ Roses)
  82. Angel Dust (Faith No More)
  83. The Chronic (Dr. Dre)
  84. Dirt (Alice in Chains)
  85. Meantime (Helmet)
  86. Siamese Dream (Smashing Pumpkins)
  87. Burn My Eyes (Machine Head)
  88. Definitely Maybe (Oasis)
  89. Parklife (Blur)
  90. SuperUnknown (Soundgarden)
  91. Different Class (Pulp)
  92. Vitalogy (Pearl Jam)
  93. Urban Hymns (The Verve)
  94. There Is Nothing Left to Lose (Foo Fighters)
  95. Marshall Mathers LP (Eminem)
  96. Warning (Green Day)
  97. Weezer (The Green Album)
  98. A Rush of Blood to the Head (Coldplay)
  99. E-Pro (Beck)
  100. In Rainbows (Radiohead)

If there is a general theme in Milos Forman’s pair of classics, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and Amadeus, it is that they center on a group of crafty but intelligent oddballs whose idealistic viewpoints are in clash with the system that rules them. In Cuckoo’s Nest, it is mental patient Randle Patrick McMurphy’s battle with the oppressive head nurse, Nurse Ratched; in Amadeus, it is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his brilliant classical music, which sound revelatory today but were considered too obscure and tasteless at its time. It did not help that Mozart was also a boorish, impudent figure either, who often goaded ladies, open his mouth on music that he disliked and acted like a child in parties and in front of his father. Perhaps the genius behind these two movies is how even we finish watching them, they haunt over us, as it raises questions and asks us to contemplate on the characters and, more importantly, ourselves. To celebrate the re-release of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest on the new two-disc DVD and Blu-Ray, we will review the two key movies of the late 1970′s and early 1980′s and how they remain as relevant today as they did back in their initial release.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)

There are not a lot of movies that look as good today as they did back in the 1970′s. Many movies that have centered on “youth culture” and rebellion – Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces, Two-Lane Blacktop, Billy Jack – have become dated and will be seen by today’s eyes as unusual. But One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest stands out because it took the rebellious spirit of youth and merged them together with themes of courage, stubbornness, idealism, pride, inspiration, oppression, potency and friendship, themes considered cliche in the 1970′s, to make a movie that has stood the test of time. Brilliantly directed by the underrated Milos Forman, Cuckoo’s Nest pits wise-ass rebel Randle P. McMurphy against the oppressive Nurse Ratched in a psychological, emotional and eventual physical battle in a mental hospital.

Alternatively comical, tragic and life-affirming, Cuckoo’s Nest can be read as many things—the battle of idealism against tyranny; an allegory of hippies against Nixon-era figures; a clash between warm, loose sentiment against cold, unemotional intellect; and a Freudian comedy of humane potency against mechanical flaw. But whatever the interpretation, Cuckoo’s Nest remains an uncommonly powerful cinematic experience that stimulates the mind and touches the heart. With Haskell Wexler as the cinematographer, Forman turns the mental institution into a repressive cage of cuckoos that are never set free: the claustrophobic corridors, dead atmosphere, square-shaped windows and cells and eerie use of pleasant classical music makes it even more palpable.

The performances are generally excellent, from the obligatory Jack Nicholson as Randle McMurphy to Christopher Lloyd, Brad Dourif and Danny Devito as the mental patients that McMurphy inspires.  Forman has a good eye for detail and an exceptional skill for actors, as demonstrated here and in Amadeus, The Fireman’s Ball and The People vs. Larry Flynt and it is unfortunate that his talents are no recognized. My guess is that through the passing of time, his movies and talents will become standards that movies and film directors will be judged against.

Amadeus (1984)

Based on Peter Shaffer’s play (who also wrote the script), Amadeus is a visually dazzling and amusingly ironic tragicomedy that recognizes a certain man’s greatness and pities another man’s lack of. Set during the era of Austrian Emperor Joseph II, Amadeus pits the talented, hard-working Salieri (superbly played by F. Murray Abraham) against the boorish, vulgar but supremely talented Mozart (Tom Hulce, equally good). The main twist is that while Salieri resents Mozart the person, he cannot help but not resist the majestic music that this man-child is creating. In a great scene, Salieri looks at all the notes that Mozart has created with equal contempt and admiration. Contempt because of Salieri the man; admiration because of his music. He hates Mozart with a passion but he is so drawn into the way Mozart has created the notes that he falls into a trance and drops the notes on the floor by mistake.

Amadeus, like Cuckoo’s Nest, pits a talented, idealistic goofball against a system that seems opposed to his doings. The difference, though, is that this is all told through Salieri’s perspective, thus making us interpret this genius composer from one perspective and question his lack of conduct. Despite Salieri’s immoral attempts to destroy Mozart, he is probably the most sympathetic character in the movie because his equal resentment of Mozart and love of Mozart’s music, along with his comparably lesser skills, make us not only envy one person’s greatness but also our very lack of. Salieri is basically us, a simple, hard-working citizen whose contributions are ignored by someone who is far superior in talent but very lacking in behavior. In a blackly comical ending, Salieri tells everyone that he represents mediocrity and blesses his patients for having their own mediocrities too.

In anybody’s hands, Amadeus would have been another dull costume epic whose only saving grace is its music. But in Forman’s hands, it is exceptionally directed, well-acted and even exciting to sit through. There are good bits of comedy in Amadeus (such as Mozart in a wild costume party) as well as pathos (Mozart’s impending death as Salieri helps him compose his requiem is moving). In fact, Amadeus may well be Forman’s grandest achievement instead of Cuckoo’s Nest because its themes of greatness, impotency and envy will strike the chord of any audience member out there.

A typical rock critic...worse than useless.

“Rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read.”
-Frank Zappa

Rock journalists and music critics are second only to highbrow film buffs in terms of pseudo-intellect and inability to comprehend reality, no matter how much is thrown to their faces. As readers sit in awe watching how black ink is wastefully used by talentless shitheads and pretentious nimrods who have no business being behind the desk writing reviews, one has to wonder: if this is the best that rock journalism has to offer, what is the worst actually like? It would be too much to ask a music critic to just listen to an album, write a review, dissect what’s good and bad and give a conclusion (it’s not as hard as writing an English essay for high school) But no, the truth is, most music critics are bitter, jaded assholes with a Father complex, an inability to face reality, a strong bias and dislike towards anything that do not fit their taste and a lack of imagination. Unfortunately, these music critics exist and will continue to exist as long as there are music and pen and paper. Here are the seven culprits responsible for everything wrong with rock journalism and music criticism:

LESTER BANGS
Am I nuts? Hardly. All the hullabaloo, all the hype, all the mystique, all the influences that surround Lester Bangs couldn’t disguise one thing about the man: he couldn’t write for shit. Just as bad as his writing and influence was his attitude. Never mind the fact that his reviews make no sense, that they do not get to the point, that they say less about the album than they did about Bangs’ personal resentment towards certain bands. That he thought the Rolling Stones weren’t good anymore, that he couldn’t understand the popularity of Led Zeppelin, that he thought the Beatles sucked only exemplified the fact that this “brilliant” rock journalist was nothing but an uneducated hack. Yuck.

PITCHFORK MEDIA
The epitome of everything wrong with rock criticism: pretentious, self-referential, self-indulgent, nonsensical and just flat out boring. Taking the smug hipster attitude that Bangs developed to the extreme, PM only sees fit to praise bands that they like and derail groups or artists that do not fit their taste. Its glorification of bands they think are “cool” like Radiohead and Sonic Youth and condemnation of bands such as Oasis and Weezer are nothing short of nauseating. Its attempts to insert intricate words as opposed to specific terms to try to be legitimate are laughable. Less offending was its effect: absolutely nobody took this two-bit Mickey Mouse operation seriously, other than those who felt that reading four hundred sentences that had absolutely nothing to say qualifies as rock journalism. Oh, an antisocial Sex Pistols fanatics too.

ROLLING STONE
The Pitchfork Media of music magazines, the Rolling Stone magazine is actually worse than PM since 1.) It is a national best-selling magazine and 2.) A lot of people actually take them seriously. Miscarriages of justice are as followed: ignored hard rock and grunge, failed to cover hip-hop, considered Britpop a passe, ridiculed heavy metal (Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera) and those that they deemed heavy metal when they weren’t (AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, KISS), suck up to songwriters that are talented but not the best thing since Apple pie and pretend the bad things they said about certain bands in the past did not happen (read both the past and contemporary reviews of Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here, Boston, the Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers, and any album by Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and Rush). Then they have the nerve to criticize MTV for putting less attention on music artists and more on celebrity. That’s right, the same magazine that put the Jonas Brothers, the Hills, the cast of Beverly Hills 90210, Eddie Murphy, Jon Stewart, E.T. and Orlando Bloom on their covers criticize another program for going mainstream. Pot, kettle, black. Speaking of which…

MTV
No other television channel has done more damage to the credibility and respect of popular music or popular music videos than this corporate fart-fest. Using music as a commercial tool for money instead of an exercise of a music artist’s talent, MTV were also clearly racist, having been forced to play Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” video when CBS Records threatened to ban Billy Joel or Genesis videos. Of course, that does not stop there. They claim to support freedom of speech, which is horse manure since they have heavily censored or edited any video that they deemed were “offensive” to the public, thus depriving music artists the freedom to express their ideas on the television screen. In recent years, this “music-television channel” has started to focus reality shows and sitcom programming, shows that have nothing to do with music. Add in the fact that they cancelled Headbanger’s Ball, barely play any music videos in their unedited form, forced Mike Judge to change certain Beavis and Butt-Head episodes and cater to the PTC’s ridiculous whims and you have a third-rate corporate cesspool that makes VH1 look like Q104.3.

SPIN MAGAZINE
Lazy, redundant, dull, a glorified popularity contest that accentuates the reputation of the artists as opposed to their talent and music qualities. It is not that they lost edge; more specifically, they lost the capacity to criticize or analyze.

NME MAGAZINE
Britain’s equivalent to the Rolling Stone magazine and mirrors every crapulent aspect of its American counterpart: talentless journalists, smug leftists who think instead of feel, bias towards music they like (punk, pop) and hatred towards music they do not like (progressive rock, Queen), writers who cannot write, emphasis on youth-oriented issues instead of musical acts and zero, zero diversity. My personal favorite reason to hate NME (should be re-titled NM-Uh): its false accusations of Smiths lead singer Morrissey being a racist.

ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME’
A complete disgrace, run by a group of empty-headed idiots that include Springsteen boy-toy Dave Marsh and rock star prostitute Jann S. Wenner. These jokers, who have done more damage to rock n’ roll than any PMRC member with their arrogance and selfishness towards bands they do not like as well as lack of musical knowledge, seem fit to vote only artists that satisfy their taste instead of contributing to rock n’ roll history and views of the rock world. And I find the title, “Rock and Roll Hall of Fame”, very amusing since many of the artists that were inducted were hardly hard rock or even soft rock. What is even funnier is that those involved with the nomination process are not even musicians; just a group of inexperienced, ignorant rock journalists who have never played an instrument in their lives. It is because of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that many artists do not get their dues despite their strong influence; it is because of the Hall of Fame that nobody takes rock music seriously. It is because of the Hall of Fame that progressive rock, avant-garde, heavy metal, garage rock and hard rock  music rarely get the appreciation they deserved, despite the fact that they influenced many of these so-called rock journalists’ favorite bands. It is pitiful because The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, if ran by the right people, could have been an authentic museum of rock n’ roll history; instead, it is just a circus, only it is the monkeys who are running the show. A spit in the face of many rock n’ roll musicians, bands and artists whose contributions are left in the dark because of these buffoons.

The antithesis to the garbage above:

All Music: probably the best and most useful book about music criticism yet.

ALLMUSIC.com or ALL MUSIC GUIDE
Probably the greatest music review site of all time, the perfect starting place for those craving to be music critics, journalists or artists. Precise, impartial and constantly engaging, Allmusic greatly excels in their incredible research and musical range, covering not only rock n’ roll, hip-hop, pop, punk and heavy metal but also jazz, rhythm and blues, electronica, classical music, techno, soul and even avant-garde. Allmusic also deserve points for avoiding the stench of rock elitism, making the reviews more accessible and most importantly, more approachable: no other music website that I know would offer perfect grades for artists as diverse as The Beatles, Meat Loaf, Pavement, The Smiths, Yes and Rush. But perhaps Allmusic’s greatest strength are the reviews themselves, their emphasis on the quality of the music instead of babbling on about a band’s integrity, popularity or trend. In other words, listen to an album, write about its strengths and weaknesses, decide if it’s good or bad and post them on the website. Now why can’t other rock critics do that? If there is a good place to go for music analysis, history or even entertainment, then Allmusic is it. It may well be the only place to go to.

POPMATTERS

Although Popmatters is a multi-cultural source, covering such diverse topics like news, movies, books, multimedia, theatre and current events, its music reviews are among its strongest aspects. Thoroughly researched, appealing and rarely self-referential, I do not always agree with everything Popmatters says but I have hardly read a review that was not engaging and informative. You can trace upon reading each review on how they truly feel about the records they listen to.

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“Hasta la vista, baby”.

A worthy candidate for greatest sequel of all time (along with The Godfather Part II, The Empire Strikes Back, Aliens and Toy Story 2), James Cameron’s Terminator 2: Judgment Day delivers everything that a movie should deliver. It’s got dazzling action sequences, spectacular visual effects, an intelligent human story, great characters and a nice blend of action, comedy and pathos, all wrapped in this one $100-million juggernaut. A welcome relief from the bloated misfires of Michael Bay, Rob Cohen and Paul W.S. Anderson, T2 is a movie that uses it budget for ideas and emotions instead of hollow gimmicks and indulgences, a movie that dares to thrill you emotionally and provoke you intellectually.

T2 is set nearly a decade after the original Terminator. In the first Terminator, cyborgs from the future sent a machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) back to time to kill Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), the mother of human resistance leader John Connor. The plan failed when the human resistance sent Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn) to protect Sarah and together, they managed to destroy the machine. Flash forward a decade later: Sarah is committed in a hospital when she is falsely assumed to be insane; her son John (Edward Furlong) is raised by foster parents; and Guns N’ Roses and Public Enemy are all the musical rage at the time. Once again, the machines send a Terminator (Robert Patrick) back to time, this time to kill John Connor while the humans send back a guardian to protect him. The twist, of course, is that the guardian is basically a replica of the first Terminator, except it is programmed to protect.

There are visual effects that are used to show off and then you have
visual effects that are used to tell a story. T2 rests in the latter category as the centerpiece of the special effects is the T-1000, a cyborg made of liquid-metal that can dissolve into various environments and possess the ability to turn into copies of the human it interacts. The T-1000 is a wonderful creation as we see him emerge from floors, transform into human figures, dissolve down from ceilings and create knife-like weapons from his hands and fingertips to kill. The genius of this special effect is that it is used for storyline purposes as opposed to visual pyrotechnics. In a brilliant sequence, the T-1000 jumps off a motorcycle from the top of the building onto a helicopter. After he headbutts the glass, the villain slithers into the cockpit like a silver snake before turning into his human form. The T-1000 then decides to use the helicopter to track down our heroes and kill them off. It is a brilliantly edited sequence that not only presents the awe of special effects as we see it but also helps advance the story a bit.

But to heavily praise the special effects is to overlook the human element, which separates James Cameron from his contemporaries that rely on showing off with computers. The relationship between T-800 and John Connor is simultaneously funny and moving; one funny bit involves John teaching the robot how to smile while in an amusing scene, John teaches T-800 how to not speak “like a dork” and say phrases like “no problemo”, “chill out dickwad” and the now famous “Hasta la vista, baby”. The genius of Schwarzenegger is that he can accept roles that are proper for him and make them transcendent and memorable. Unlike the stoic Sylvester Stallone, Schwarzenegger is an actor that is eager to open himself in ridicule, as shown in scenes mentioned above, thus creating a more believable character for anyone to like. He becomes a father figure to John and his impending demise at the end strikes an emotional chord given the relationship between the two.

Besides Furlong and Schwarzenegger, there are equally good performances from other actors, including Linda Hamilton as John’s nihilistic mother with a grim outlook on humanity and Joe Morton as the troubled Myles Dyson, who is working on a new microprocessor that will unwittingly set the events for Judgment Day, the destruction of humanity. Cameron’s skills with actors are often taken for granted and once again, he shows his skills at getting solid performances from a cast like he did in Aliens (1986).

As usual in a James Cameron movie, there are loads of exhilarating action scenes that will get audiences pumping. The opening car chase as the T-1000 chases after John Connor in a truck is a mind-blowing experience that is also visually playful: The T-1000′s menacingly imposing truck chasing down John and his comparably tiny motorcycle is an amusing metaphor of how powerful this machine is compared to the puny, vastly vulnerable Connor. The third car chase, this time with the T-1000 flying a helicopter after the heroes in a S.W.A.T. van, is also an eye-opener as we see an amazing camera shot of an actual helicopter flying over and under the overpasses with ease. Sequences like this would have been via computer; here, it was all done in real life. And the final showdown between Arnold and the T-1000 is exciting as they fight in a steel mill, a symbol of two machines fighting it out in a domain or a setting that created them in the first place.

T2 is the apotheosis of what you call a “labor of love”. Here is an action epic that is intelligently crafted, tremendously exciting and very witty. James Cameron often takes flake for his treatment of cast and crew members in pursuing a vision but watching T2 and all his other movies that have box-office successes, it is clear that not only do the ends justify the groans but such principles should actually be considered a good thing for a director.

Imagine. You’re coming home.

You had a miserable day at work. You had a fight with your girlfriend. You had an argument with your parents. You came home from a long, monotonous trip. You’re bored with yourself and there’s nothing to do in the house.

Many of these events will make you want to go crazy. But then there are the movies. These movies that will satisfy your hunger and make you temporarily forget all the bad things that have happened to you beforehand. Movies are often considered the “great escape”, a fun escape from a miserable reality, an alternative to the monotony of everyday living. These are the ten movies you should watch if you are having a bad day.


1. The Indiana Jones Trilogy (Raiders of the Lost Ark / Temple of Doom / The Last Crusade)

Nothing fills your appetite and gets you feeling like a kid again more than Steven Spielberg’s monumental fun-house trilogy. This trilogy is packed with action, wit, charm and excellent special effects that are so numerous that a trilogy like this is equivalent to four other trilogies out there. Spielberg and writer George Lucas created a macho archeologist who, often accompanied with a female companion (or in The Last Crusade‘s case, his father), has to fight Nazis, dodge booby traps, avoid snakes (and by God, he hates those snakes), solve puzzles, ride mine carts, tanks, trucks and horses and survive one close encounter after another to achieve “fortune and glory”, nabbing artifacts that transcend time and space. This is what great filmmaking is all about: by the time one of these movies is over, you’ll be leaving with a huge grin on your face. The Indiana Jones trilogy can be watched on any other given day, rather it is good and bad, which is testament to the legacy of these great, exciting motion pictures.

2. Pulp Fiction

Call it the “ultimate couch-potato movie”. Quentin Tarantino took a gangster genre and revised it with witty dialogue, self-referential humor, a nonlinear storytelling style, blatant homages to classic movies and unrelated incidents not relevant to the plot. Pulp Fiction is the de facto for cool kids, disillusioned rebels and undemanding moviegoers who thirst for a little black humor and its scenes and dialogue (from Jules’ revising of the Bible and Bruce Willis killing an assailant with a sword to the scene where Vega and Jules accidentally blow up a guy’s head off) have become indelible images in pop culture and our subconsciousness. But importantly, Pulp Fiction has a nice sense of pace and at 2 1/2 hours, it is deliberate but never boring, allowing moviegoers to relax and watch the movie with ease, comfort and satisfaction. Pulp Fiction is a brilliantly conceived independent picture that also works as spectacular entertainment and it is little wonder why it is always on the IMDB’s Top ten movies of all time and a favorite among many moviegoers.


3. 300

For testosterone-driven action and irresistible machismo, there are fewer better. 300 is a man’s picture for men about men. Three hundred Spartans defending their land against a thousand nations of the Persian army sounds like a hackneyed They Were Expendable plot but what these guys do to defend will make you stand up and cheer and reveal the manliness inside you. Stylishly directed by Zack Snyder, 300 is the kind of movie you watch if you are pissed off at work or fed up with your parents’ constant badgering. It is angry, furious, exciting and satisfying to the senses and a welcome alternative to anyone fed up with small talk and whining about how to solve an issue. The action scenes are terrific and the characters have depth to the point that you feel for them when they die. In one glorious scene, one of the characters loses his eye and Leonidas, the army’s leader, points out that he hopes that it does not hurt him in the battle. The guy’s reply: no problem. Yeah, that’s manly.


4. The Godfather

If there is one classic that you want to come home to and watch on a daily basis, it is The Godfather. Filled with many memorable sequences, exceptional acting, brilliant directing and a successful blend of pathos, suspense and comedy, The Godfather has become a cinematic touchstone on our American culture and a favorite by many people that want to watch a movie about respect, dignity and how to be a man, three things absent in today’s world. It is also, like Pulp Fiction, a couch-potato movie for undemanding moviegoers who want to recite the lines and act like one of its characters. Everyone remembers the opening speech (“I believe in America”), Sonny mocking Michael for wanting to kill a cop, the dark humor (“Leave the Cannoli”) and Sonny beating the hell out of Carlo for daring to touch his sister.  The Godfather fits the mold because it is about a family that operates in their own business and their business is typically driven by respect and need to prove oneself, unlike today’s corporations that operate on money and politics. But most of all, The Godfather works because it features issues that everyone can relate to, with the characters mirroring ourselves and our behavior. Take a scene where Don Corleone slaps a singer out of his senses when he cries that he might not get an acting part. Don teaches the singer to be a man, just like our fathers teaching our sons to become men.


5. It’s a Wonderful Life

The perfect holiday gift, the movie you watch to uplift your spirits, the ultimate Christmas movie, the movie about how one man can make a difference. It’s a Wonderful Life is the kind of movie you watch when you lost hope with the world and need something to believe in. Frank Capra’s classic is about a man who dreams of leaving this “crummy little town” called Bedford Falls but is often denied due to the townspeople, his marriage, his feud with corrupt banker Potter and other events. George Bailey feels defeated and contemplates suicide but an angel, who must earn his wings, shows him the way. Wonderful Life is a universal picture because it tackles themes that are obvious today; the feeling of despair, self-defeatism and hatred resonates with any other moviegoer that feels the same way Bailey feels. And yet, one also realizes that without his existence, other people would not have changed; there might be sorrow, misery and even death on anyone special to that person. It’s a Wonderful Life is typically watched on Christmas but its powerful themes make it relevant to watch on any day of the year, rather it is spring, summer, autumn or winter.


6. Casablanca

The definitive classical Hollywood movie that even young people love to watch, Casablanca is a movie, like The Godfather, that has struck the chord on every moviegoer in society, even ones that have never seen it. Casablanca is a classic that everyone watches on a bad day because its themes are universal; it is a personal tragedy and a social triumph, a movie about self-sacrifice, honor, courage, loyalty and love, all tested in the chaos that was World War II. It is filled with amazing dialogue, terrific acting, moments of bravura cinematography and stirring direction. Anyone who has seen Casablanca instantly knows the lines: “Play it again, Sam”, “Here’s looking at you kid”, “I was misinformed”. But more importantly, it is a movie in which characters make decisions for the good of the world and go through pain, suffering, joy and happiness that we can relate to. They feel “real” to us because they are us.

7. The Shawshank Redemption

“Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free”. So says the tag-line to one of the most memorable movies of all time. Shawshank has touched moviegoers since its release in 1994. It became a phenomenon when released on VHS and DVD and even made it to the 10th anniversary edition of AFI’s 100 Greatest Movies of all Time. It currently resides in #1 on Internet Movie Database’s 100 Greatest Movies. So what makes this movie so special, so resonant to the world? The answer: it is about hope or preserving that hope in a hopeless world filled with compromises, degradations and despair. In Andy Dufresne, Tim Robbins created a character who strives to maintain his integrity in a suffocating prison facility and triumphs. It is a feeling of relief that anyone wished they had, an ability to struggle and survive without losing your dignity. The Shawshank Redemption touches on the issues of courage, friendship, faith and survival by defying conventions and refusing to shun from its darkness (The Sisters Gang, Dufresne confined in a compressed cell, the brutal beatings at the hands of the sadistic police warden). And in doing so, it became a film that has become a favorite by many movie lovers, those not accustomed to prison dramas and people that need a reason to believe.


8. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Often considered the Citizen Kane of science-fiction sequels, T2 delivers everything you want in an action movie: great characters, spectacular special effects, intelligent storytelling and an emotionally satisfying climax. T2 is the kind of good action movie moviegoers watch to make themselves feel better after a long day’s work. The scenes with the Connors and T-800 suggest a kind of surrogate family formed from John Ford westerns: warm, touching and extremely funny (try not to laugh when John teaches Ah-Nold how to smile and not sound like a dweeb). But no Cameron movie is complete without action and there is a good dosage including the two truck chase scenes and the assault at the cybernetics building where Dyson works. The movie is wonderfully paced and skillfully edited for emotional impact without assaulting the senses, which is why it has aged more gracefully and is watched more frequently than the mindless movies of Rob Cohen and Paul W.S. Anderson.


9. The Gold Rush / City Lights / Modern Times

And what’s a movie without a good laugh? Sometimes, you need it to make yourself feel better. Enter Charles Chaplin, the silent comedian who was known to do 40-100 takes to make sure a scene was funny. In these three classics, you will bear witness the work of a man at the peak of his creative and cinematic powers, dishing out one hilarious sequence after another while delivering moments of genuine sentiment to make you cry and your heart smile. There are many other Chaplin movies out there but these are the Little Tramp’s finest hours and a perfect introduction to his work.


10. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

An adolescent alternative to The Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest is about one man daring to raise hell in an oppressive institution that conspires to squander him but fails to do so in spirit. Like Shawshank, it alternates between being emotionally uplifting and devastatingly depressing; there are moments of joy (McMurphy pretending a baseball game is on TV) and despair (Billy Babbitt’s death). But it is also about hope and how one man can make a difference and change the lives of the repressed and misunderstood. As McMurphy butt-heads with the cold nurse Ratched, we feel the patients snap out of their catatonic state and become alive and human. And by the end, McMurphy’s spirit lives on and the influence of the institution is crushed. One of the most moving cinematic experiences of all time, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, like The Shawshank Redemption, is a prison drama that might just change your life.

Yeah, I know. I did a 100 favorite albums list already. But now is the time for me to expand the list and include albums and artists that I felt were unfairly overlooked in the previous list. I am very proud of the list because it is so diverse. It’s got everything from soul to heavy metal, punk rock to glam metal, 70′s classic rock to cheesy 80′s pop and everything in between.

  1. Beggars’ Banquet, 1968, The Rolling Stones
  2. Let It Bleed, 1969, The Rolling Stones
  3. Exile on Main St., 1972, The Rolling Stones
  4. Never Mind the Bullocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols, 1977, The Sex Pistols
  5. The Who Sings My Generation, 1965, The Who
  6. Tommy, 1969, The Who
  7. Who’s Next, 1971, The Who
  8. The Clash, 1977, The Clash
  9. London Calling, 1979, The Clash
  10. Off the Wall, 1979, Michael Jackson
  11. Triumph, 1980, The Jacksons
  12. Moving Pictures, 1981, Rush
  13. Appetite for Destruction, 1987, Guns N’ Roses
  14. Use Your Illusion I, 1991, Guns N’ Roses
  15. Use Your Illusion II, 1991, Guns N’ Roses
  16. Definitely Maybe, 1994, Oasis
  17. (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?, 1995, Oasis
  18. Dig Out Your Soul, 2008, Oasis
  19. Modern Life is Rubbish, 1993, Blur
  20. Parklife, 1994, Blur
  21. Blur, 1997, Blur
  22. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, 1995, The Smashing Pumpkins
  23. Nevermind, 1991, Nirvana
  24. In Utero, 1993, Nirvana
  25. Ten, 1991, Pearl Jam
  26. Vitalogy, 1995, Pearl Jam
  27. Dirt, 1992, Alice in Chains
  28. Meantime, 1992, Helmet
  29. Superunknown, 1994, Soundgarden
  30. Green River, 1969, Creedence Clearwater Revival
  31. Willy and the Poor Boys, 1969, Creedence Clearwater Revival
  32. I Should Coco, 1995, Supergrass
  33. Odelay, 1996, Beck
  34. E-Pro, 2005, Beck
  35. The Bends, 1995, Radiohead
  36. Hail to the Thief, 2003, Radiohead
  37. In Rainbows, 2007, Radiohead
  38. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, 1976, AC/DC
  39. Let There Be Rock, 1977, AC/DC
  40. Back in Black, 1980, AC/DC
  41. Get Your Wings, 1973, Aerosmith
  42. Toys in the Attic, 1975, Aerosmith
  43. Rocks, 1976, Aerosmith
  44. All the Young Dudes, 1972, Mott the Hoople
  45. Mott, 1973, Mott the Hoople
  46. The Hoople, 1974, Mott the Hoople
  47. Electric Warrior, 1971, T.Rex
  48. The Slider, 1972, T.Rex
  49. Rocket to Russia, 1977, The Ramones
  50. Bat Out of Hell, 1977, Meat Loaf
  51. Music for the Masses, 1988, Depeche Mode
  52. Violator, 1990, Depeche Mode
  53. Ritual de lo Habitual, 1990, Jane’s Addiction
  54. Angel Dust, 1992, Faith No More
  55. Bricks Are Heavy, 1992, L7
  56. Tasty, 1974, Good Rats
  57. Beautiful Loser, 1975, Bob Seger
  58. Night Moves, 1976, Bob Seger
  59. Born to Run, 1975, Bruce Springsteen
  60. Darkness on the Edge of Town, 1978, Bruce Springsteen
  61. The River, 1980, Bruce Springsteen
  62. Different Light, 1986, Bangles
  63. Hatful of Hollow, 1984, The Smiths
  64. The Queen is Dead, 1986, The Smiths
  65. The Stone Roses, 1989, The Stone Roses
  66. Dirty Mind, 1980, Prince
  67. Purple Rain, 1984, Prince
  68. Sign ‘O’ the Times, 1987, Prince
  69. Reckoning, 1984, R.E.M.
  70. Document, 1987, R.E.M.
  71. Automatic for the People, 1992, R.E.M.
  72. Among the Living, 1987, Anthrax
  73. Ride the Lightning, 1984, Metallica
  74. …And Justice For All, 1988, Metallica
  75. Peace Sells…but Who’s Buying?, 1986, Megadeth
  76. Rust in Peace, 1990, Megadeth
  77. Slave to the Grind, 1991, Skid Row
  78. Girls, Girls, Girls, 1987, Motley Crue
  79. Dr. Feelgood, 1989, Motley Crue
  80. Slide It In, 1984, Whitesnake
  81. Pyromania, 1983, Def Leppard
  82. Hysteria, 1987, Def Leppard
  83. Achtung Baby, 1991, U2
  84. Are You Experienced?, 1967, The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  85. Bitter Tears: Ballads of the American Indian, 1964, Johnny Cash
  86. Presenting the Fabulous Ronettes Featuring Veronica, 1964, The Ronettes
  87. Tumbleweed Connection, 1970, Elton John
  88. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, 1973, Elton John
  89. Captain Fantastic and the Dirt Brown Cowboy, 1975, Elton John
  90. The Stranger, 1977, Billy Joel
  91. Glass Houses, 1980, Billy Joel
  92. Seconds of Pleasure, 1980, Rockpile
  93. All Mod Cons, 1978, The Jam
  94. Sound Affects, 1980, The Jam
  95. Face to Face, 1966, The Kinks
  96. The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society, 1968, The Kinks
  97. The All-American Rejects, 2003, The All-American Rejects
  98. Thank You, 2003, Stone Temple Pilots
  99. Disraeli Gears, 1968, Cream
  100. Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs, 1970, Derek and the Dominos
  101. 461 Ocean Boulevard, 1974, Eric Clapton
  102. Slowhand, 1977, Eric Clapton
  103. The Dark Side of the Moon, 1973, Pink Floyd
  104. Animals, 1977, Pink Floyd
  105. The Wall, 1979, Pink Floyd
  106. Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not, 2006, Arctic Monkeys
  107. The Filmore Concerts, 1970, The Allman Brothers Band
  108. Eat a Peach, 1972, The Allman Brothers Band
  109. The Doors, 1968, The Doors
  110. L.A. Woman, 1971, The Doors
  111. Highway 61 Revisited, 1965, Bob Dylan
  112. Blonde on Blonde, 1966, Bob Dylan
  113. Blood on the Tracks, 1975, Bob Dylan
  114. Surrealistic Pillow, 1968, Jefferson Airplane
  115. Paranoid, 1971, Black Sabbath
  116. British Steel, 1980, Judas Priest
  117. Number of the Beast, 1982, Iron Maiden
  118. Powerslave, 1984, Iron Maiden
  119. Different Class, 1995, Pulp
  120. Rage Against the Machine, 1992, Rage Against the Machine
  121. New Jersey, 1988, Bon Jovi
  122. It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, 1988, Public Enemy
  123. Fear of a Black Planet, 1990, Public Enemy
  124. Straight Outta Compton, 1989, N.W.A.
  125. Raising Hell, 1986, Run-DMC
  126. The Message, 1982, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
  127. All Eyez on Me, 1996, 2Pac
  128. The Chronic, 1992, Dr. Dre
  129. Low End Theory, 1991, A Tribe Called Quest
  130. Van Halen II, 1979, Van Halen
  131. MCMLXXXIV, 1984, Van Halen
  132. Animalism, 1966, The Animals
  133. Here Are the Sonics, 1965, The Sonics
  134. Houses of the Holy, 1973, Led Zeppelin
  135. Physical Graffiti, 1975, Led Zeppelin
  136. Sheer Heart Attack, 1974, Queen
  137. The Game, 1980, Queen
  138. Innuendo, 1991, Queen
  139. Malpractice, 1975, Dr. Feelgood
  140. Hair of the Dog, 1974, Nazareth
  141. Fun House, 1970, The Stooges
  142. Raw Power, 1973, The Stooges
  143. Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, 1980, Dead Kennedys
  144. Damaged, 1982, Black Flag
  145. You’re Living All Over Me, 1987, Dinosaur, Jr.
  146. Zen Arcade, 1984, Husker Du
  147. Tim, 1985, The Replacements
  148. Hotel California, 1975, Eagles
  149. You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby, 1998, Fatboy Slim
  150. Pills N’ Thrills and Bellyaches, 1990, Happy Mondays
  151. Screamadelica, 1991, Primal Scream
  152. Reign in Blood. 1985, Slayer
  153. Seasons of the Abyss, 1990, Slayer
  154. Vulgar Display of Power, 1992, Pantera
  155. We’re Only In It for the Money, 1968, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
  156. The Green Album, 2000, Weezer
  157. Warning, 2000, Green Day
  158. A Rush of Blood to the Head, 2002, Coldplay
  159. Is This It?, 2001, The Strokes
  160. Sister, 1987, Sonic Youth
  161. Daydream Nation, 1988, Sonic Youth
  162. Tres Hombres, 1973, ZZ Top
  163. Marquee Moon, 1977, Television
  164. Revolver, 1966, The Beatles
  165. The Beatles (The White Album), 1968, The Beatles
  166. Abbey Road, 1969, The Beatles
  167. Jailbreak, 1976, Thin Lizzy
  168. Bad Reputation, 1977, Thin Lizzy
  169. A New World Record, 1976, Electric Light Orchestra
  170. Boston, 1976, Boston
  171. Bringing Down the Horse, 1995, The Wallflowers
  172. Californication, 1999, Red Hot Chili Peppers
  173. Pronounced Leo-Nard Skin-Nerd, 1973, Lynyrd Skynyrd
  174. One More From the Road, 1976, Lynyrd Skynyrd
  175. Hot Fuss, 2004, The Killers
  176. Burn My Eyes, 1994, Machine Head
  177. Urban Hymns, 1997, The Verve
  178. There Is Nothing Left to Lose, 1999, Foo Fighters
  179. In Your Honor, 2005, Foo Fighters
  180. Straight Up, 1971, Badfinger
  181. The Band, 1969, The Band
  182. Going to a Go-Go, 1965, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
  183. Tempting Temptations, 1966, The Temptations
  184. Reach Out, 1968, Four Tops
  185. Devil Without a Cause, 1999, Kid Rock
  186. Aqualung, 1971, Jethro Tull
  187. Bridge Over Troubled Water, 1970, Simon & Garfunkel
  188. In the Court of Crimson King, 1969, King Crimson
  189. The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, 1974, Genesis
  190. Abacab, 1981, Genesis
  191. Vivid, 1988, Living Colour
  192. Full Moon Fever, 1989, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
  193. Happy in Galoshes, 2008, Scott Weiland
  194. Texas Flood, 1983, Stevie Ray Vaughn
  195. Couldn’t Stand the Weather, 1984, Stevie Ray Vaughn
  196. In Step, 1989, Stevie Ray Vaughn
  197. The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion, 1992, The Black Crowes
  198. Amorica, 1994, The Black Crowes
  199. “Live” Full House, 1972, J. Geils Band
  200. Heartbreak Station, 1990, Cinderella
  201. School’s Out, 1972, Alice Cooper
  202. Billion Dollar Babies, 1973, Alice Cooper
  203. Abraxas, 1970, Santana
  204. Parallel Lines, 1978, Blondie
  205. Learning to Crawl, 1984, The Pretenders
  206. The Holy Bible, 1994, Manic Street Preachers
  207. Everything Must Go, 1996, Manic Street Preachers
  208. Journal for Plague Lovers, 2009, Manic Street Preachers
  209. The Black Parade, 2006, My Chemical Romance
  210. Only By the Night, 2008, Kings of Leon
  211. Power, Corruption & Lies, 1983, New Order
  212. Live Bullet, 1975, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  213. Night Moves, 1976, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
  214. Ram, 1971, Paul McCartney
  215. John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band, 1970, John Lennon
  216. Wired, 1976, Jeff Beck
  217. Synchronicity, 1983, The Police
  218. Who Cares?, 1993, Poor
  219. Pawnshop Guitars, 1994, Gilby Clarke
  220. New Miserable Experience, 1993, Gin Blossoms
  221. Empire, 1989, Queensryche
  222. A Nod is as Good as a Wink…to a Blind Horse, 1971, Faces
  223. All Things Must Pass, 1970, George Harrison
  224. The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan, 1963, Bob Dylan
  225. Highway 61 Revisited, 1965, Bob Dylan
  226. Blood on the Tracks, 1975, Bob Dylan
  227. The Basement Tapes, 1975, Bob Dylan and the Band
  228. Tragic Kingdom, 1995, No Doubt
  229. Throwing Chopper, 1994, Live
  230. Let’s Face It, 1997, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
  231. New York Dolls, 1973, New York Dolls
  232. Too Much Too Soon, 1974, New York Dolls
  233. Saturation, 1993, Urge Overkill
  234. Exit the Dragon, 1994, Urge Overkill
  235. Flamingo, 2010, Brandon Flowers
  236. The Great Twenty-Eight, 1982, Chuck Berry
  237. Suicidal Tendencies, 1983, Suicidal Tendencies
  238. Antichrist Superstar, 1996, Marilyn Manson
  239. Pretty Hate Machine, 1989, Nine Inch Nails
  240. The Downward Spiral, 1994, Nine Inch Nails
  241. Dig Your Own Hole, 1997, Chemical Brothers
  242. Fear, 1991, Toad the Wet Sprocket
  243. Dulcinea, 1994, Toad the Wet Sprocket
  244. As Safe as Yesterday Is, 1969, Humble Pie
  245. Countdown to Ectasy, 1973, Steely Dan
  246. Aja, 1977, Steely Dan
  247. Brothers in Arms, 1984, Dire Straits
  248. Frampton Comes Alive!, 1976, Peter Frampton
  249. Innervisions, 1973, Stevie Wonder
  250. Creatures of the Night, 1982, KISS

Jared Leto suffers as a result of drug addiction in the powerful, disturbing Requiem for a Dream (2000).

There have so many drug and anti-drug movies that wallowed in their sensationalism that this tough, gripping and exceptionally made drama came as a welcome relief. Darren Aronofsky’s powerful, frightening Requiem for a Dream gets to the heart of what drives people to take drugs and how they unravel. This is a movie that is not afraid to look at darkness in the face and show the self-destruction of naive, innocent people as a result of their addictions.

It starts out innocently enough; Harry Goldfarb (Jared Leto) and his friend Tyrone C. Love (Marlon Wayans) persuade Harry’s broken, frightened mother (Ellen Burstyn) to borrow a television set to pay for their drug habit. Harry and Tyrone see drugs as a way to make easy money and better themselves. Joining this group is Harry’s girlfriend (Jennifer Connelly), who desires to be a dress designer. The three use drugs to escape from reality and thaw any potential arguments that they could have. Harry’s mother herself becomes addicted to diet pills, which she wants to use to appear on a television show. Of course, things start to unravel as everyone begins to lose themselves in the midst of drug abuse.

Aronofsky, who started his career with the impressive Pi, cleverly uses rapid cuts and quick shots to give the impression that drugs are cool and an exciting way to make a living. But as the film progresses, Aronofsky gradually strips layers as the characters begin to fall apart. In a terrifying sequence, Harry’s mother has an hallucination that a refrigerator is moving and coming out to get her. In another, Harry’s girlfriend begins to lose her self-esteem and sells herself to a pornographer. Then there are scenes to remind that Harry has a strange infection on his arm, that gets progressively worse as the movie goes by. Aronofsky captures the allure of drug addiction and then reveals its dire consequences.

What makes this movie harder to watch is that these are actual nice people and not losers you find on the street. Harry actually cares about his mother and even wants to buy her a new TV set when the whole drug scenario is over. Harry’s mother has moments of self-hatred about her weight and wants to look photogenic to the public and on television. Aronofsky portrays these characters with sensitivity and empathy, without becoming detached to their situations. As a result, we care about these people and dread of their comeuppance by the end of the movie.

This is not an easy movie to watch and even nearly received an NC-17 rating upon release. Yet, Requiem for a Dream is a movie that needs to be seen because it dares to show us the consequences of drug addiction and dares to look at it straight in the eye without hiding from it. It is a very responsible and sensitive movie, unlike the voyeuristic schlock of Lars Von Trier, that depicts cruelty of female breakdown without tempering it with sympathy. Here, the breakdown of the characters are sad and painful to watch without being sensational.

Darren Aronofsky is one of the most exciting and interesting writer-directors today. He would go on to make the interesting Fountain (2006) and then the majestic masterpiece, The Wrestler (2008), which shows the breakdown of a fallen wrestler in the reality world. But Requiem for a Dream may well be his magnum opus because it is a fearless picture that is also very touching, frightening and powerful to watch. It is a staggering achievement in cinematography, editing, acting, directing and storytelling.


There may be a lot of retards in this world but their lack of intelligence is a blessing compared to the horde of talentless dildos that are the rock journalists. These parasites, these arrogant, narcissistic, masturbatory vultures exist only to suck the energy out of this thing we call life. They are an embarrassment to humanity and an insult to lobotomized patients, who are probably ten times smarter than these clowns.

So why are rock journalists idiots? Here are 20 reasons:

1. They can’t spell, write, read, think or comprehend a sentence.

2. They think they’re smarter than everybody, when the contrary is truer.

3. Their main idols are Lester Bangs and Hunter S. Thompson, whom themselves are idiots.

4. They think they know how to write reviews, failing to realize that writing a review means analyzing an album, not spending a one-thousand word essay attacking an artist’s reputation.

5. They believe drugs are acceptable and cool to everyone including your children.

6. They hate bands that do not fit their taste…

7. …while praising the spit of those that do.

8. They have a father complex.

9. They established the trend of narcissistic, arrogant hipsters all over New America.

10 They created the communist propaganda magazine, the Rolling Stone, and in turn, brought it to New York.

11 They try to use complex terms and write incomprehensible sentences to mask their lack of talent.

12 Their God is Fidel Castro and their Christ figure is Che Guevara.

13 They are too slow to cover a phenomenon, rather it is hip-hop, grunge or Britpop.

14 Most of them work for Pitchfork Media.

15 They love pop music like homemade apple pie and resent rock music like it’s a poison.

16 They don’t embrace anything mainstream or anything that is multicultural mainstream.

17 Most of them are a bunch of drug-addled, lazy-as-fuck hippies that don’t think for themselves…

18…while others are pretentious, elitist, we’re-smarter-than-you bullshit artists.

19 They spend years vilifying an artist that don’t like and then suddenly praise the death of them years later, like we should pretend that whatever in the past didn’t happen (Led Zeppelin is a good example of this).

20 They created the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, a cesspool worthy of Dante’s Inferno.

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Who are the most underrated band in rock n’ roll history? My pick would be Mott the Hoople, a super-talented glam group whose attitude, music and creativity have had a major influence on many bands, including Queen, the Clash, Def Leppard and Bad Company. Led by lead vocalist Ian Hunter and guitarist Mick Ralphs, Mott the Hoople made a series of terrific records in the 1970′s, their finest being All the Young Dudes (1972), an album that was their greatest breakthrough as well as their comeback record.

Before All the Young Dudes, Mott the Hoople were calling a day when David Bowie encouraged them to continue to make music and even wrote the life-affirming anthem “All the Young Dudes” and had them play a cool cover of Lou Reed’s “Sweet Jane”. Bowie helped the Hoople produce an album that would make them into stars and that’s what it did. All the Young Dudes is a stellar work of rock n’ roll glory from beginning to end, with each song stronger than the other and zero filler in sight.

In all its nine songs, All the Young Dudes is filled with catchy riffs, melodic guitars and exceptional songwriting—listen to the jazzy “Momma’s Little Jewel”, with its swanky saxophone and wonderful guitar playing and “One of the Boys”, which begins with typewriter sounds before transiting into Ian Hunter’s swaggering vocals, Ralphs’ terrific dueling guitars and the bumpy bass that moves the song. Every song is just perfect—from the opening trifecta of “Sweet Jane”, “Momma’s Little Jewel” and “All the Young Dudes” to the blazing rock n’ roll of “Sucker” and “Jerking Crocus” and finally, the moving, string-laden closing ballad “Sea Driver”.  Like a breath of fresh air from the overly slick, processed and soulless pop music of today, All the Young Dudes is warm, exciting and good old-fashioned rock n’ roll that guides you instead of assaulting your senses.

Mott the Hoople continues to be ignored, even to this day, which is a shame because one of their albums is equivalent to ten of somebody else’s. All the Young Dudes is the apotheosis of what makes Mott an excellent rock band. It is a great way to get to know the band and one of my personal favorite albums, along with Exile on Main St. and The Slider, two albums that were also released in 1972. Check it out while you still can.


Along with Sam Peckinpah, Arthur Penn was a poet of screen violence. But whereas Peckinpah used violence to create a cathartic response, Penn used the violence to speak to a generation that grew disillusioned and suspicious of not only the aesthetics of Hollywood cinema but also the American government and its involvement in the Vietnam War. Offbeat, eccentric and visually dazzling, Penn’s movies often centered on flawed figures whose idealistic viewpoints on world are doomed by the norms of society that dictates them. Despite such accomplishments, Penn became ignored when the cinema industry entered the modern blockbuster era as his movies seemed dated in comparison. But with the recent tragic death of his life, hopefully his work will be given a critical rediscovery that has eluded him for a decade.

Like Sam Peckinpah, Orson Welles and Francis Coppola, Arthur Penn started his career as an actor. In the 1950′s, Penn acted in Joshua Logan’s theater company and studied at the Actors’ Studio’s Los Angeles Branch before getting involved in television, writing scripts and directing live TV productions of Philaco Playhouse and Playhouse 90. It was through this period that Penn learned about method acting, character psychology and audience manipulation.

Penn earned a shot at feature film when he made the quirky Western Left-Handed Gun (1958), starring Paul Newman as Billy the kid. A character study that reflected 1950′s rebel revolt, the movie was not a commercial success in America, although the European audience was more receptive. Disappointed by the movie’s failure, Penn returned to theater and directed numerous Broadway productions before bringing one of them to the screen in 1962. The Miracle Worker (1962) was an electrifying drama about a stubborn tutor named Annie Sullivan who attempts to cure the blind, deaf and mute Helen Keller. The movie was a huge hit, earning Penn Oscar nominations and Oscar wins for Anne Bancroft and Patty Duke, who played Sullivan and Keller respectively.

Just when Penn seemed to finally receive recognition, he was abruptly fired by Burt Lancaster during the production of The Train (1964). Enraged but determined to not give up, Penn continued on to make movies. More importantly, it was from during this period that he watched the French New Wave movies by Godard, Truffaut, Melville and Rohmer. With their unusual style, jump cuts, furious edits and long takes, the French New Wave was a major influence on Penn, as seen in the grossly underrated Mickey One (1965) and the movie that ultimately made his career and change cinema forever.

Bonnie and Clyde (1967) was a revisionist gangster picture about an odd, young pair of robbers who steal banks, kill people and make love during their brief escapade. Penn was determined to make the violence as brutal as possible, as seen with Gene Hackman’s death and the now famous slow-motion climax at the end. But more importantly, he wanted to focus on the character psychology of his tragic heroes, as seen in the desirable Bonnie (Faye Dunaway) and the impotent Clyde (Warren Beatty). Although the movie was not a hit upon release, it received a critical re-evaluation on its second release when film critic Pauline Kael heralded the picture and the movie became one of Warner Bros’ biggest hits. With its screen violence, antiauthoritarian themes and its mood swing from comedy to tragedy, action to romance, Bonnie and Clyde was a movie that, along with Easy Rider (1969), spoke to a mass of disillusioned moviegoers who grew suspicious about the American government and the Vietnam War. The movie’s sympathetic portrayals of its heroes, along with its ferocious visual style, became hugely influential to filmmakers who were starting to rebel against the Hollywood system.

After Bonnie and Clyde, Penn released a charming and melancholic ode to counterculture in Alice’s Restaurant (1969), based on a long song by Arlo Guthrie. He then followed it with the impressive revisionist Western Little Big Man (1970), which used the Battle of Little Big Horn and its sympathetic portrayal of native Americans as a commentary on the Vietnam War and the infamous Tai Massacre. Despite its dazzling cinematography and effective shift of tone from comedy to tragedy, the movie was not a huge hit like Bonnie and Clyde and Penn would not make another picture until five years later with Night Moves (1975), which did for the detective genre what Bonnie and Clyde did to the gangster genre and Little Big Man to Western: revised it to make it relevant to the times of Vietnam and Nixon-era America. Night Moves starred Gene Hackman as an impotent detective who discovers a conspiracy that is beyond his control and ultimately leads him to defeat. A parallel to the Watergate scandal, Night Moves was a box-office disaster in the light of Jaws (1975) and the forthcoming blockbuster era.

Penn made one last major picture in the unusual Missouri Breaks (1976) and then made a concession of lackluster, pedestrian movies (Target, Dead of Winter, Penn & Teller Get Killed) that failed to capture the youthful spirit of his movies in the 1970′s. His best movie of this period, Four Friends (1981), was a self-conscious attempt to see America try to heal its wounds in the light of Nixon’s resignation and Jimmy Carter’s election. But ultimately, his movies failed because Penn’s leftist themes were considered stale at a time when blockbusters were all the rage and Reagan was in office. Penn made viable contributions for television shows like Law & Order and then was completely forgotten until his tragic death on September 28, 2010 due to a congestive heart failure.

Despite the lackluster quality of his movies in the 1980′s and 1990′s. Arthur Penn’s legacy remains intact thanks to a mass of critically acclaimed pictures in the late 1960′s and 1970′s that spoke to a generation disillusioned with American politics. Like Sam Peckinpah, Penn was a poet of screen violence whose taboo violations often overlooked the sheer directional skill that he had. Penn’s greatest achievement, though, was that he brought a European sensibility to American movies, influencing a generation of filmmakers to follow suit and be fearless in their approach to movies. Arthur Penn was a true talent; one who deserves a critical re-evaluation after his years in obscurity

With the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame passed us out, so has the opportunity to induct and recognize many deserving and respected rock artists who continue to be ignored by the prejudice voters and organization committee. People always criticize the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for its shoddy choices, omissions and rules and, quite frankly, those criticisms are justified.

To counteract the idiocy of the Hall, we have to recognize the band/artists that they ignore either purposely (Rush, Kiss) or unintentionally (everybody else). Progressive rock, glam rock and British alternative rock music was never their fortee but they didn’t become artists: the guys that played guitar did, guys like U2, The Sex Pistols, Guns N’ Roses, Rage Against the Machine, Joy Division, Radiohead, Def Leppard, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Cheap Trick, Sonic Youth, Oasis, Nirvana, Metallica, Garth Brooks, just to name a few. Those guys know who should be the Hall of Fame yet the ignorant, snobby Hall refuse to turn a blind eye or a deaf ear to these complaints.

Well, now, it’s time for ME to complain and address who should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and why. There were a lot of tough choices but these are my 10 picks of who should be in the Hall of Fame and why.

So without further ado, here are the 10 choices:

1. New York Dolls

One of the most influential bands of the 1970's, the New York Dolls were punk rock before that term ever existed.

One of the greatest travesties about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is their refusal to acknowledge the glam rock music of the 70’s, a major mistake since the bands of that era became the foundation for many bands in a variety of genres, from New Wave and heavy metal to punk rock and power pop. One of those bands, not often talked about, is the New York Dolls. Why the New York Dolls? Because they were punk rock and glam metal before those terms existed. The New York Dolls are not just the fathers of Aerosmith, Kiss, Def Leppard, Guns N’ Roses and Motley Crue looks but their raw sound, do-it-yourself aesthetics and sloppy but riveting guitar riffs paid the way for punk rock legends such as the Clash, the Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks and the Stooges. It is to the opinion of this writer that the New York Dolls deserve recognition, not only in the Hall of Fame but also in rock n’ roll history. They are not highly regarded due to the fact that they looked and sounded idiosyncratic. But if Queen and the freaking Beastie Boys can be inducted, then so should the Dolls.

2. The Smiths

The Smiths made guitar rock popular in an era of synth-driven New Wave. Bands like Nirvana, Oasis and Radiohead have cited them as an influence.

If the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame were never kind to glam rock, they were certainly ignorant towards the British alternative rock music. Just as the Dolls laid the groundwork for 70’s punk and 80’s glam, The Smiths did the same for 90’s alternative and Britpop. At a time when New Wave was all the rage, the Smiths made guitar rock popular again (at least in England), crafting melodies that owed as much as the British Invasion as girl groups, rockabilly, punk and the poetry of Oscar Wilde. But more importantly, they reinforced the popular idea of three-minute rock singles while writing topics that were considered taboo such as homosexuality (“Hand in Glove”), consumerism (“Shoplifters of the World Unite“), suicide (“That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore”) and the music business (“The Boy With The Thorn on His Side”). In England, the Smiths were cultural and commercial giants, paving the way for bands such as Oasis, Blur, Suede, Pulp and Radiohead. But even in America, their ironic-drenched lyrics, pop singles and DIY aesthetics also had a strong influence on the likes of Green Day, Nirvana, My Chemical Romance and Jeff Buckley. Why the Smiths continue to be ignored, despite influencing a generation of rock bands on both sides of the Atlantic, is beyond me? When Morrissey once sang that he’s got 21st century breathing down his neck, he wasn’t kidding.

3.Rush

Despite the Hall of Fame, Rush deserves recognition for its longevity, experimentation, sales success and consistency in their albums.

The omissions in the Hall of Fame are every bit as glaring as the inductees themselves (ABBA?!!). And no omission is more glaring than Rush. Why? The first reason that pops up in your mind is because Rush is a progressive rock band. It is a sweeping damnation, with an element of truth mangled in with unfair generalizing. It is true that Rush started as a progressive rock-trio but then, from album to album, were able to mix contemporary sounds such as synthesizers, New Wave and even, at one point, grunge to become more modern with the changing musical climate. Another reason is that Rush have remained outside the confines of mainstream hard rock and maintain a high level of independence. But that’s ludicrous. In fact, it helps support the notion that rock n’ roll is a self-sufficient, independent art form where anybody can make successful music without conforming to industry standards. Does Hall of Fame realize that by not acknowledging Rush, they are invalidating the foundations of why rock n’ roll came to be?

But I can name a list of reasons why Rush should be in the Hall of Fame. Their longevity (they have been together since 1974), their musicianship and immense work ethic, the fact that they are 3rd place  for most consecutive gold and platinum albums (24 gold records and 14 platinum records) behind the Beatles and the Stones, the number of stellar records they have made, that they overcome personal tragedy (the death of Neil Peart’s daughter and wife) and fostered on, their willingness to experiment with other sounds and take chances, many of their songs played on radio and influences they had bands as diverse as Iron Maiden, Dream Theater, Metallica, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Symphony X, the Smashing Pumpkins, Sebastian Bach, Foo Fighters, Catherine Wheel, Manic Street Preachers, Tool, Nirvana and Jane’s Addiction. In fact, maybe it’s a good thing that Rush isn’t in the Hall of Fame. They are too good and honest to be in an organization that is too plastic to be raw.

4. Todd Rundgren

Rundgren's experimentation with pop music never found mass audience but it paved the way for various genres like power pop, noise rock, shoegazing and arena rock.

Before Prince, there was Todd Rundgren. Many people will know him as the guy that made “I Saw the Light”, “Hello It’s Me” and “Bang on the Drum All Day” but to center his career to three or four memorable pop singles is to overlook the extraordinary library of music he made and produced. On Something/Anything?, not only did he play all instruments himself (except for the fourth side) but he also dabbled in a variety of styles such as 60’s pop, soul, psychedelic hard rock, love ballads, gross-out humor bits, progressive rock and bubblegum music which all laid the groundwork for power pop. In Wizard, a True Star and Todd, Rundgren combined pop music with post-psychedelic collages and musical concretes, creating a wall-of-sound that rewarded upon multiple listens. Not only that but he was the producer of blockbusters like Meat Loaf’s Bat Out of Hell, Grand Funk Railroad’s We’re An American Band and Badfinger’s Straight Up as well as classic albums like The Band’s Stage Fright, XTC’s Skylarding, New York Dolls’ New York Dolls and Hall & Oates’ War Babies. But Rundgren’s greatest success was forcing the rock audience to dig deep into his always diverse and experimental music, using an occasional hit single to mislead the audience into thinking that it’s an accurate indication of what the remainder of the album sounds like. It did not grant him a mass audience but it gave him a rabid following and Rundgren has had a sustaining influence on the likes of the Flaming Lips, XTC, Matthew Sweet, Guns N’ Roses, Sonic Youth, Hall & Oates, Kiss, Billy Idol, Def Leppard, King Crimson and the Smashing Pumpkins.

5. Motorhead

Motorhead's combination of Black Sabbath's heavy riffs and the speed of punk rock bands laid the groundwork for heavy metal bands like Slayer, System of a Down and Metallica.

By combining the bike rock elements with the speed of punk rock like the Ramones and the Sex Pistols, Motorhead forged a style that laid the groundwork for what would eventually become the sound of heavy metal in the 1980’s and the 1990‘s: thrash, death, speed, hardcore, punk and alternative metal. There may have been more popular metal bands at the time but Motorhead’s influence on punk and metal is more incalculable and their work more ageless, particularly the period from 1979-1982, which featured its greatest lineup: besides Lemmy’s growling voice and raging bass, there was “Fast” Eddie Clarke’s riveting, adrenaline-drenched guitar and the in-your-face percussions of “Philty Animal” Taylor.  The albums of this period (Bomber, Overkill, Ace of Spades, Iron Fist and live album No Sleep Till Hammersmith), as well as songs like “Ace of Spades”, “Jailbait”, “Too Late, Too Late”, “Overkill”, “Stone Cold Forever”, “Stay Clean”, “No Class” and “Dead Men Tell No Tales” are textbook examples of heavy metal at its finest. Motorhead’s raging sound deserves recognition for the influence it had on bands as diverse as Megadeth, Foo Fighters, Pantera, Joan Jett, Guns N’ Roses, Queens of the Stone Age and, the ultimate Motorhead fans, Metallica. Indeed, if Metallica could get into the Hall of Fame, why not Motorhead, who pretty much influenced the San Francisco thrash metal band? Even Metallica said so in their speech, which goes to show that real rock n’ roll fans are not petty journalists and organization bigwigs but people who actually played a guitar in their lives.

6. Kiss

Kiss were never a critic's favorite but none of those critics included members of Nirvana, Guns N' Roses, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and country legend Garth Brooks.

Saying that Kiss belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is like saying that brushing your teeth prevents cavities: it’s obvious, it’s true and it’s necessary. Yet the Hall of Fame refuses to give this legendary glam rock band that respect it actually deserves,  even a decade after they became eligible. Meanwhile, “rock” artists like ABBA, Neil Diamond, Leonard Cohen, Donovan and Laura Nyro are in. Understandably, people take Kiss for granted because of their make-up, costumes, theatrical concerts and the flooding of merchandise. But it was because of these aspects that helped bring teenagers and young adults to not only Kiss but also many hard rock bands that Kiss cited as an influence. It also helped that many of these teenagers included the likes of Nirvana, Guns N’ Roses, Weezer, Rage Against the Machine, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Lenny Kravitz, NIN, Pearl Jam, Bon Jovi, Soundgarden and Garth Brooks. But even without the theatrics, makeup and merchandise, Kiss were one of the best rock bands of the 1970‘s. Kiss’ music was a near-perfect blend of fist-pumping anthems (“Detroit Rock City“, “Rock and Roll All Nite“), power ballads (“Beth”, “Hard Luck Woman”) and sleazy rockers that recall the Dolls and Alice Cooper. It’s good rock n’ roll that plays well on radio, concert and on the road. Just because a band does not fit the taste of politically correct writers does not mean that they did not have a positive effect on a generation of teenagers who themselves became artists. Even fans who don’t care much about Kiss can’t deny their influence. It’s about time that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame swallowed their pride and finally give Kiss their due.

7. T.Rex

T.Rex were the symbols of glam rock excellence and their sultry grooves and distorted guitar had an influence on bands like Oasis, The Smiths and R.E.M.

If the Hall of Fame’s refusal to induct Kiss shows their bias and disdain towards what they deemed unfit, then its decision to not recognize T.Rex smacks of ignorance. Like Kiss and the Dolls, T.Rex had an influence on glam rock, punk rock and alternative rock. With its sultry grooves, distorted guitars, love for early rock n’ roll and their idea of a three-minute pop singles, T.Rex created songs whose empowering guitar sound, rich production values and hippie sentiments became not only the basis of ultimate glam rock anthems (“Ride a White Swan”, “Children of the Revolution”, “20th Century Boy”, “Bang a Gong (Get It On)”, “Metal Guru”) but also became foundations for many guitar rock bands like Oasis, the Smiths, Def Leppard, My Chemical Romance, Kiss, David Bowie, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Elton John, Love and Rockets, Cheap Trick, R.E.M., Supergrass and Joan Jett. And with his top hat, curly hair and cool but seductive singing, Marc Bolan became the symbol of glam rock excellence and everything that was good about it. And yet T.Rex continues to be ignored by the prejudice Hall of Fame. One cannot understand why; despite being glam rock, T.Rex was less idiosyncratic and more accessible than the Dolls and they did not have the commercial sheen that made Kiss corporate sellouts in the eyes of prissy rock journalists. Maybe it’s because T.Rex was big in the U.K. but only had moderate success in the U.S. But the fact is T.Rex’s music transcends cultural boundaries.

8. Roxy Music

The quintessential art rock band, Roxy Music were a true "sensation", paving the way for many New Wave and post-punk artists in the late 1970's-mid 1980's.

Roxy Music is the quintessential art-rock band, which is both a good thing and a bad thing.  A good thing because Roxy Music, led by Bryan Ferry and temporary keyboardist Brian Eno, successfully encompassed classical music, jazz, soul, glam, avant garde, pop hooks and rock n’ roll together to create a powerfully sophisticated sound that led to many art-rock, post-punk imitators of the 70’s and a 80’s. A bad thing because journalists regard art rock as the work of the devil. So it should come to no surprise that Roxy Music isn’t recognized by the Hall. But these journalists have never written a song or played an instrument in their lives so if their choice of music is heavenly, then I’d rather sell my soul to Lucifer. And Roxy’s music was a devilishly addictive mergence of experimental sound and Beatlesque melodies, with albums like For Your Pleasure, Siren and Avalon being art-rock standards. But their bizarre costumes and Ferry’s taste of the theatrical paved the way for New Wave and punk rock bands like Adam Ant, Blondie, Morrissey, the Cure, Joy Division, Pulp, Scissor Sisters, U2, Suede, the Cars, Depeche Mode, Radiohead, Echo & the Bunnymen and New Order. New Wave would have no style and power without guys like Roxy Music.

And speaking of power…

9.Public Enemy

Public Enemy were the greatest and most influential hip-hop band of all time, influencing not only rap icons like Ice Cube, 2Pac, Beastie Boys and Eminem but also rock acts like Sonic Youth, Manic Street Preachers and Nine Inch Nails.

Yeah, boy. The greatest and most influential hip-hop band of all time should have been in the Hall of Fame the moment they became eligible. Public Enemy rewrote hip-hop forever with their pro-Black stance, reactionary lyrics and dense yet liberating sound. Their first four albums, Yo! Bum Rush the Show, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, Fear of a Black Planet and Apocalypse 91, are classics of the rap genre, powerful records filled with intoxicating beats, sultry grooves, dense funk, inventive scratching tricks and some of the most intelligent rap songs of all time: “Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos”, “By The Time I Get to Arizona”, “Rebel Without a Pause”, “Burn Hollywood Burn”, “911 Is a Joke”, “Revolutionary Generation”, “Can’t Truss It” and “You’re Gonna Get Yours” are the kind of songs rappers today wish they could write. And finally, Chuck D has one of the most powerful voices in all of rap while Flavor Flav provides the comic relief: the good cop/bad cop routine brought to perfection. They are a rap band that rock fans love: Kurt Cobain, Trent Reznor, Bjork, Rage Against the Machine, John Mellancamp, Ben Harper, Sonic Youth, Meat Loaf and the Manic Street Preachers have confessed their love and even collaborated with Public Enemy. Their influence on rap, funk, alternative rock and heavy metal are countless. To anyone who thinks rap is just beats and samples, this band will come as a revelation.

10. Gram Parsons

Gram Parsons is the unsung hero in country, bringing that genre to mass audiences and the sound to rock music..

Why has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame recognized the Byrds but not the creative force behind not just the Byrds but also the Flying Burrito Brothers and International Submarine Band? In addition, Parsons made only two solo albums, yet they were encompassing visions of Southern soul, hard-country weepers, wistful ballads, rollicking dance tunes, horn sections and stabs at rhythm and blues that not only made his reputation but rock bands possible to experiment with country. Parsons not only made the Byrds a viable force; he pretty much pioneered country rock, the idea of a rock band playing country music. Parsons died at the age of 26 but his sound can be traced not just in the work of Garth Brooks, Kid Rock and the Black Crowes but many of the key bands in the Hall of Fame including the Eagles, U2, Elvis Costello and, most particularly, the Rolling Stones. Country music wouldn’t be the same without Parsons.

New York Dolls

A major influence on many rock artists, the New York Dolls were punk rock before that term even existed.

Sidney Lumet 1924-2011

Posted: April 10, 2011 in Uncategorized
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So I finally come back on WordPress and, next thing you know, I hear that one of my favorite directors passed away. What a crying shame cause I loved his work. R.I.P. Lumet.

Wow, This is Great.

Posted: December 13, 2010 in Uncategorized
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-12-13/tokyo-youth-ordinance-bill-approved-by-committee

Anyone who thinks that Japan is greater than America, I defy you to look at this passed ball and tell me now that America is run by morons. Sure, violence, bloodshed and women being mutilated by serial killers is preferable but God forbid we have some sex.

On the bright side, if any anime and manga fan wants to leave Germany…I mean, Japan and come to America, you’re welcome to do so anytime, anyday. :D

HAIR, HAIR AND LOTS OF HAIR:

Quiet Riot – “Slick Black Cadillac”
Autograph – “Turn Up the Radio”
Motley Crue – “Slice in Your Pie”
Cinderella – “Shelter Me”
Bon Jovi – “Blood on Blood”
Ratt – “Round and Round”
Warrant – “Cherry Pie”
Whitesnake – “Still of the Night”

POST-COBAIN ROCK:

Collective Soul – “Shine”
Green Day – “Hitchin’ a Ride”
The Wallflowers – “One Headlight”
Pearl Jam – “Corduroy”
The Smashing Pumpkins – “Muzzle”
Live – “Lightning Crashes”
Candlebox – “Far Behind”
Bush – “Machinehead”

THE CRAZY BRITS:

Pulp – “Party Hard”
Oasis – “Some Might Say”
Radiohead – “Karma Police”
The Verve – “Life’s an Ocean”
The Stone Roses – “Made of Stone”
The Smiths – “This Night Has Opened My Eyes”
Blur – “Charmless Man”
Manic Street Preachers – “The Girl Who Wanted to Be God”

THE DUST:

Bruce Springsteen – “I’m a Rocker”
Warren Zevon – “Werewolves of London”
Bob Seger – “Katmandu”
Bob Dylan – “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
Steve Miller Band – “Joker”
Eric Clapton – “Wonderful Tonight”
The Allman Brothers Band – “Ramblin’ Man”
Eddie Money – “Take Me Home Tonight” / “Be My Baby”

70′s > TODAY:

Meat Loaf – “You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)”
Grand Funk Railroad – “Some Kind of Wonderful”
Supertramp – “Breakfast in America”
Aerosmith – “Rats in the Cellar”
Thin Lizzy – “Jailbreak”
The Who – “5:15″
Lynyrd Skynyrd – “That Smell”
Queen – “Fat Bottomed Girls”

It’s tough being a film critic. You have to have deep cinematic knowledge, write many articles per week and commit yourself to a lot of research and watching movies to be able to write an articulate review or essay. Passion, knowledge and hard work are major necessities in being a film critic.

On the other hand, being a film troll is easy. You don’t need to learn, do research or write informative articles. You don’t even need to possess knowledge. You can write nonsense, create self-indulgent essays that have nothing to say, deliberately criticize subjects to arouse hatred from others and ignorantly rant about things that are unimportant.

Enter Armond White, a man who epitomizes the art of trolling (or as Roger Ebert says, a “smart and knowing trolling“. He has become such an inspiration that virtually everyone from the film community (even those that like the movies he praises) rarely take him seriously. It’s easier to be like Armond White than like Pauline Kael or Andrew Sarris or even Jeff Craig. Here are the ten ways of that you can master the art of trolling and be the next Armond White.

1.) Be the sole detractor of a highly acclaimed movie. Never mind that this movie is expertly directed, competently written or well acted. Do to a praised picture what Armond White has done to The Dark Knight, Star Trek and District 9. Criticize it while everyone else endorses it.

2.) In contrast, praise a movie that critics and audiences do not like. Critics do not know what they are talking about and audiences are stupid. I mean, what could be so bad about a movie featuring Eddie Murphy playing as both a  mild-mannered man and an overweight female that he is engaged to?

3.) Do not like any movie Pixar has made. Even though a Pixar movie makes an average of $200 million and has received critical acclaim (even from the notoriously highbrow Sight and Sound publication), a Pixar movie must always stink. Do not like Pixar. Pixar is bad for cinema.

4.) If Robert Altman, Steven Spielberg, Jonathan Demme, Brian De Palma, Wes Anderson, Luc Besson, Nevedine / Taylor, Michael Bay, Wong Kar-Wai, Paul W.S. Anderson or even Michael Jackson are associated to a movie, you must praise it. Michael Jackson deserves an Academy Award for best actor, despite the fact that Jackson wasn’t really acting but merely rehearsing for a concert that never took place. And Transformers 2 is better than Toy Story 3.

5.) On the other hand, if Guillermo Del Toro, Martin Scorsese, Paul Thomas Anderson, Christopher Nolan, James Cameron, Quentin Tarantino, Peter Jackson and Darren Aronofsky are involved in a movie…screw’ em.

6.) When writing a review, be as self-referential and as self-indulgent as possible. Forget about getting to the point. Nothing adds more depth or logic on a review than to write needlessly complicated terms that no one will understand and reference other movies that a certain director probably never watched before. For example, watch Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” video. Does any of it remind you of Griffith, Resnais or Citizen Kane?

7.) Prevent any movie that you do not like from getting a 100% rating at Rottentomatoes.com. Armond White has demonstrated this by denying Toy Story 3 a perfect rating. Plus, it was made by Pixar which makes this even more essential.

8.) Be stuck in the past. To prove your relevance to movies today, you must dwell on the fact that movies used to be good and agonize that cinema today is garbage, even though you have not seen such movies. Who cares about a mind-bending thriller with Leonardo DiCaprio when you can be watching a couple of obscure Godard movies that no one has seen?

9.) Take potshots at critics. Nothing stirs up more controversy than attempting to pick a fight with other film critics. When White took potshots at Village Voice critic J. Hoberman, Hoberman reacted the same way a normal human being would react: BY NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

10.) Keenan Ivory Wayans’ Little Man is a “near-classic comedy“. You must endorse this picture. It will change your world.

Congratulations, you have now become the next Armond White. You are now a film troll ready to take the cinema world by storm. May you have a great career…and probably a thousand hate mails.


Out of all the directors that emerged in the 1970′s, Martin Scorsese comes closest to fitting the term “auteur”. With a restlessly moving camera that recalls Max Ophuls, Samuel Fuller and Alfred Hitchcock, startling editing strategies influenced by the French New Wave and a profound use of music – from rock and pop to opera and soul – Scorsese made movies that dealt with the notions of machismo, redemption, the allure of crime, glamour and glory, religious guilt and disenfrachised mindsets. Bold, versatile, intelligent and uncompromising, Scorsese created an electrifying, highly provocative body of work that reflected and explored the raw realities of the edgy, male-dominated society, particularly Italian-American neighborhoods.

The son of Sicilian immigrants, Scorsese started his life with aspirations of being a Catholic priest. But an asthma forced him to stay home and while recovering, Scorsese watched movies on television. This changed as life as Scorsese dropped out of being a priest and went to New York University to study film, creating award-winning shorts such as What’s A Nice Girl Like You Doing In A Place Like This (1963), It’s Not Just You Murray (1964) and, most infamously, The Big Shave (1967), a short film that served as a metaphor of Vietnam War. During his time, he directed his first feature called Who’s That Knocking at My Door? (1969), a lively portrait of Italian-Americans that was heavily influenced by the editing techniques of Godard and Truffaut.

Scorsese worked on a couple of documentaries – most notably Woodstock (1970) – before he embarked on his ambition to direct his own work. Along with his friends Francis Coppola and George Lucas, Scorsese hooked up with exploitation director Roger Corman, who helped him direct in a way that allowed him to overcome budget limitations and use them as advantages for unconventional shooting. One of his first assignments was directing the bloody gangster flick Boxcar Bertha (1972), a spiritual successor to the other Corman-produced movie, Bloody Mama (1970).


After Boxcar Bertha (1972), actor/filmmaker John Cassavetes met up with Scorsese and denounced the picture. But at the same meeting, he encouraged Scorsese to make movies in the vein of Who’s That Knocking at My Door?, movies that were more personal to him. The result was his first full-fledged masterpiece Mean Streets (1973). Filled with raw energy, authentic street talk, mood swings from comedy to drama, an exhilaratingly moving camera and a terrific rock soundtrack, Mean Streets received overwhelmingly positive reviews, despite its low box-office revenues, and launched Scorsese’s status as one of the most interesting young directors at the time. Scorsese followed Mean Streets with the more conventional Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore? (1974), a sensitive, bittersweet Cinderella tale about a widow and her son searching for happiness. Featuring an Oscar-winning performance by Ellen Burstyn, the movie made Scorsese bankable and allowed him to tackle another personal, more challenging project.


A brilliant, harrowing study of a cab driver (terrifically played by Robert De Niro) torn between his love for a blond reporter and his obsessive rescue of an underage prostitute, Taxi Driver (1976) blended expressive colors, gritty realism, elements of film noir and shocking violence to portray New York City as a hellish boiling pot run by the scum and filth of the world. Despite its bleak themes, the movie was critically acclaimed and a moderate box-office success. In addition, Taxi Driver earned a Padme’Or award at the Cannes Film Festival and solidified Scorsese’s place as an interesting, risque director to rival Alan J. Pakula, Robert Altman, Francis Ford Coppola and Arthur Penn.

Despite the success of Taxi Driver (1976), Scorsese suffered his first misstep with the faulty but fascinating New York, New York (1977), his loving homage to the musicals of the golden age of Hollywood, particularly the movies of Vincente Minnelli and Gene Kelly. In addition, the realism of New York, New York and its unconventionally dark ending felt out of place at a time when Jaws and Star Wars fostered the “blockbuster mentality” that was now sweeping the nation. The movie’s poor critical and commercial reception was a crushing blow to Scorsese and it led to him suffering a depression and a cocaine addiction. Even so, by the end of the decade, Scorsese was still able to muster one of the best hard rock documentaries ever made, The Last Waltz (1978), a dynamic portrait of the Band in their final days on tour.


Disillusioned with the change in cinematic tastes, Scorsese stunned moviegoers with Raging Bull (1980), an emotionally devastating, starkly powerful biopic of boxer Jake La Motta (Robert De Niro), who metamorphoses from a dangerous boxing champ to overweight has-been by the end of the movie. Harsh, grainy and unflinching in its violence and portrait of its unsympathetic lead character, Raging Bull showed Robert De Niro taking method acting to the extreme by putting on 50 pounds in portraying the violent Jake La Motta, who ultimately becomes a shadow of his former self. Raging Bull, like New York, New York, was not a commercial success but it received positive reviews and two Oscar wins, one for De Niro’s performance. Through the passing of time, it has been elevated to the pantheon of the greatest movies ever made and is considered a classic by many critics.

The 1980′s were not a kind period for Martin Scorsese. After Raging Bull, Scorsese and De Niro once again collaborated to make the nightmarish The King of Comedy, a darkly brilliant satire that saw De Niro play a mediocre comedian obsessed and even kidnapping a TV show host. King of Comedy was even more of box-office dud than Raging Bull and Scorsese’s fortunes shrank even further. His dream projects, such as film adaptations of  Nikos Kazantzakis’s Last Temptation of Christ and Herbert Asbury’s Gangs of New York, were at the time ineligible. Like Robert Altman, Scorsese was dismissed by movie studios as an independent filmmaker whose only specialty was making obscure art-house movies. Indeed, the next movie After Hours (1985), with its ironic humor, unsettling portrayal of SoHo inhabitants and unorthodox camera angles, felt more like a movie from the 1970′s than the ones made during the 1980′s. Despite their cold receptions, King of Comedy and After Hours remain two of Scorsese’s most fascinating and visually dazzling movies and have since become cult classics.

Slowly but surely, Martin Scorsese rebounded with a slick sequel to The Hustler called The Color of Money (1986). The Color of Money was his biggest box-office hit since Taxi Driver, even though it lacked some of Scorsese’s personal, signature touches. In all fairness, Scorsese needed to make a Hollywood movie, in this case The Color of Money, to prove he was still bankable and at the same time be allowed to realize his pet film projects. Indeed, Scorsese’s fall was not as severe as Robert Altman, Arthur Penn or Francis Coppola, primarily because, unlike those three, Scorsese wanted to occupy a place in Hollywood where he would be respected throughout the industry yet at the same time be allowed to make the kind of movies he wanted to make, a position held by Alfred Hitchcock, John Ford, William Wyler and Frank Capra, four of Scorsese’s favorite directors. With the success of The Color of Money, a newly rejuvenated Scorsese finally made the controversial Last Temptation of Christ (1988), a gritty portrayal of Jesus Christ who tries to maintain his religious ideals in the face of human desires.


Martin Scorsese entered the 1990′s with GoodFellas, a visually spectacular, darkly comic and exhilarating adaptation of Nicholas Pileggi’s Wiseguys. In GoodFellas, Scorsese showed, through the eyes of everyman Henry Hill (Ray Liotta), the allure and the consequences of criminal power and how it leads to men resorting to violence when they are threatened by even the most minor incidents (the infamous waiter scene, for example.) GoodFellas received overwhelmingly positive reviews and was a decent box-office hit, earning many awards and many Academy Award nominations, including best picture and best director. Scorsese followed GoodFellas with a 1991 remake of Cape Fear, a slick, entertaining horror movie that gained fame for its bravura camera angles that recalled Mario Bava and Alfred Hitchcock and was, at the time, his highest-grossing picture. At long last, Scorsese was back on track.

From 1991 to 2006, Scorsese alternated between pet film projects (The Age of Innocence, Kundan, Gangs of New York) with polished, mainstream movies (Casino, The Aviator, The Departed), making a set of movies that demonstrated his versatility as a filmmaker. The Age of Innocence, for example, was a sumptuous costume drama showing a repressive, aristocratic society a la Barry Lyndon, one of Scorsese’s favorite movies. In contrast, The Aviator was a homage to film producer and aviator Howard Hughes while The Departed, which finally earned him an Oscar for best director, was an exceptional thriller showing two moles (one working for the police, the other for a mob boss) unwittingly outwitting each other in a cat-and-mouse game.  Most of these movies were well-received and were box-office hits. But more importantly, Scorsese was now in a position where he could use his name as a selling point for his pictures, showing the importance of a director as a star and, more importantly, as an auteur.

But even if Scorsese had not made movies or documentaries, he would still be considered one of cinema’s great preservationists. In 1990, Scorsese, along with various filmmakers, founded The Film Foundation, a non-profit organization whose primary objective was the preserve and protection of classic movies from their impending destruction. For the past two decades, Scorsese has devoted his time to preserve and passionately restore the picture and sound quality of many movies from the past, thus guaranteeing their safety and their future viewing for many aspiring filmmakers.


The late great Francois Truffaut once said that he is interested in only two things: “the joy of making movies and the agony of making movies, nothing in between.” If that is the case, fewer directors have demonstrated the joy and exhilaration of making and preserving motion pictures than Martin Scorsese. For the past four decades, he has delivered an intensely powerful, viscerally electrifying concession of movies that dare show us the gritty and realistic side of humanity and the darkness that bubbles under the surface. Through camera, editing, acting and directing, Martin Scorsese proved that cinema was a world of many limitless possibilities and that one camera angle could transform a world and a jump edit could shake up an emotion.